Total Medals Earned: 65 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,120 Points
Medals Earned: 9/30 (50/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 22/38 (235/500 points)
Score Half or more on Game
Find the 3 hidden stars
Win Game with 20 Score or more
Win with all Right answers
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/235 points)
Click a link on the music credits
Last for one minute on Endless Stairs
Complete the game on Easy difficulty
We don't put up with author self-inserts around here!
Take damage from the first two obstacles in a level, then complete the level with one health
Complete the game on Normal difficulty
Last for five minutes on Endless Stairs
Complete the game on Normal difficulty without taking damage
Last for ten minutes on Endless Stairs
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/235 points)
Get through the first pipe.
Get through 35 pipes.
Get through 5 pipes.
Get through 10 pipes.
Get through 50 pipes.
Get through 25 pipes.
Die 10 times.
Get through 69 pipes.
Die 100 times.
Get through 75 pipes.
Get through 90 pipes.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/140 points)
Play your first game
Get 10 Points
Play for at least 600 seconds
Flap at least 1000 times
Get 25 Points
Get 50 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/39 (5/430 points)
Level 1
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!